Photographs all taken with a Nikon CoolPix 2 megapixel digital camera. The spartan appearance of this page may improve over time, but don't hold your collective breath!

Kindly don't nick any of these and use them for launching hair-care product ranges, hat dealerships or home defence products. Copyright is mine, September 2002. 



First up, Black Beast. He is not known for his patience or his tolerance. He is the nemesis of:



Nelly, who has approximately a quarter of the mass of Black Beast. Hobbies include largely ineffectual terrorising of Beast.



My good self, in my ex-wife's back garden but not actually under fire.



The co-proprietors of my local music shop where I have been known to work. Larry on the left, Gary on the right and Jarrett (son of Gary, and the brains of the outfit) in the centre.



Lloyd and his amazing hat, which I will steal when circumstances permit. This man is a beast trumpeter (mind you, so is a herdsman). Update: due to Lloydy's practice of collapsing in a drunken stupor wherever he happens to be I have gained de facto possession of this hat. He's left it in my house. It's been a month or more, and there's no sign of him. Can the hat be mine?



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